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>I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you

>looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

> Poul Anderson

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>Man shall not join what God has torn asunder

> Wolfgang Pauli

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>Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.

> Alan Turing

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>A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff nature

>replaces it with.

> Tennessee Williams

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>Anticipatory plagiarism occurs when someone steals your original idea and

>publishes it a hundred years before you were born

> Robert Merton

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>Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and

>husbands hunting for girls the situation is not as symmetrical

>as it might seem

> Alan Mackay

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>He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool.

>Shun him.

>He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child.

>Teach him.

>He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep.

>Wake him.

>He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man.

>Follow him.

> Arab Proverb

>(He who knows knots and knows that he knows knots is a mathematician.

>Worship him. :-)

 

On the nature of the universe...

 

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what

the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be

replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another

theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

 

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for

those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Unknown

 

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling

exception, is composed of others.

John Andrew Holmes

 

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to

experience it.

Max Frisch

 

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people

very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams

 

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build

bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce

bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

 

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Christopher Morley

 

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is

that it has never tried to contact us.

Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)


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