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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them

and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take

care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as

you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government

takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They

are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the

chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The

government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say

you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to

take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you

take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of

them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government

takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and

drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who

gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours

pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates

what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you

not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and

pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms

accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair

price or your neighbours try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell

one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to

take harmonica lessons.

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